Sam says, "Patch, I'm a medieval samurai- who are you going to be?"
This was followed by a few quick minutes of tactical conversation before Patch busts out with, "I know! I'll be a Japanese elf!"
"Yeah!" agrees Sam enthusiastically. And with the clamor of swords drawn, they are off for a legendary battle between the well known samurai, and the lesser known, but no less lethal, Japanese elf!