This post falls in the sub-category of Things You Never Imagined You'd Hear Yourself Say.
Elias is obsessed with our kitchen tongs. He loves to cook (and eat!) and spends a lot of time playing with his toy kitchen or trying the "help" Jeff and I with the real deal. But most of all, the boy loves his tongs. He carries them around everywhere, which is how he ended up with them in the bath tub tonight, prompting me to say, "Careful Elias, don't tong your penis!"