Here is another classic from our boy Sam:
Yesterday Elias and I were settling onto the couch to read a few books. Sam came in and wanted to join us. "Pick out a couple books and come on up, " I told him. When he handed me his choices I said, "Ok, but we are going to read one of Patch's books first, then yours." And Sam replied, "Oh crap!"
Hmmm, I wonder where he got that??